The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

thumb_up thumb_down +150

The power to be a gamer

thumb_up thumb_down +140

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

thumb_up thumb_down +140

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

thumb_up thumb_down +138

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

thumb_up thumb_down +138

The power to fart out of your hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +138

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to stick your head up your ass

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

thumb_up thumb_down +118

the power to tolerate alex simpson

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to fly but only when your in space.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to turn water into wine.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

thumb_up thumb_down +102

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

thumb_up thumb_down +100

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

thumb_up thumb_down +100

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!