The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

The power to lock open doors

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to troll.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

the power to fax people with your mind

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

X ray vision on chairs

The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!