- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

Power to not have any power.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to have a atomic fart

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The power to urinate in mouth.

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

the power to beathe

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

The power to become yourself

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The Power To Fly Without control

the power... to read this

The power to fart out of your hands.

Pointless Super Powers