the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the ability to manually control your breathing

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

The power to make cats burp.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!