The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power... to read this

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!