constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to die everytime you pee

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!