the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to talk backwards

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to speak with death people..

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Third armpit.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!