the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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the power of words

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!