The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

the power of words

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to run at 0.5mph

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!