the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to become yourself

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!