The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to be a gamer

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!