- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

Doing a handstand with your feet

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

Being able to fly in place.

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

Pointless Super Powers