The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to have a power.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The ability to change races.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to see through glass

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!