The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power... to read this

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!