Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to make cats burp.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Dejavu

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to science.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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Power to not have any power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!