- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The ability to see through insects.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to Google "Google".

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

Pointless Super Powers