The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!