The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!