The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power to like charlie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!