The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!