The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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to be shitty

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to be a common person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!