The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!