- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to lick your elbow.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to a nokia phone.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

the power to eat with your butt

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

Pointless Super Powers