- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power think five times slower.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to drown on land.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

Pointless Super Powers