The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to grab a cats face

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to be french.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!