- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

Pointless Super Powers