- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

having superpowers during the inquisition

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

Pointless Super Powers