The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to herd cats

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to revive Hitler.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!