- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The ability to swim in water.

The ability to be raped.

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

The power of christ ;)

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

Pointless Super Powers