The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to be raped.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!