The power to read this.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!