(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The Power to fart glitter

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!