The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power think five times slower.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to dislike this power

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!