the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to be french.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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power to age faster

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to read this.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!