- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to suck your own dick

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

the power to melt your bones

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

the power to be powerless

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to transform gold into nothing.

Pointless Super Powers