To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The ability to be raped.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to dislike this power

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!