- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

+91

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to see the past.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to see through windows

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The ability to know when men have erections

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

the power to read this sentence

The power to die when you get old

Acid tears.

The power to fail a test everytime