- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having taste buds in your anus.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to like any show

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to suck your own dick

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

the power to see the present

The ability to see into the present.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

Pointless Super Powers