The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to see through windows

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!