- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

the power to turn into amy rose

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to lick your elbow.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

Pointless Super Powers