- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to see through windows

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to fail a test everytime

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

Pointless Super Powers