- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to run Crysis.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

Pointless Super Powers