- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

Pointless Super Powers