The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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the power to see the present

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!