- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

the power to eat people :D

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

the ability to glow in the light.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

Pointless Super Powers