- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to lick your elbow.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to see other peoples dreams.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The Power to fart glitter

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

Pointless Super Powers