The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to herd cats

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!