The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!