- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to turn into a skittles bag

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to be super jewish

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to be a common person

the power to see the present

Pointless Super Powers