- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to take edible shits.

The ability to change your weight

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

Pointless Super Powers