The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!