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The power to eat soup with a fork.
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The power to write pointless superpowers
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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb
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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.
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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.
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The Power to make PotNoodle...
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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day
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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.
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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.
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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht
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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!
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The power to grow plants, only using your mind
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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.
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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home
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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...
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the power to do blink every 20 years
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The power to be a dick.
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The power to see through anything except air.
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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.
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The power to shape shift into water
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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race
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swear words -jesse
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The ability to read your own mind
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to do nothing
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!