The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

to die when you are happy

the ability to fart out of your nose

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to display emotions at will

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to be super jewish

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!